When people want to criticize Something Awful they usually say, "That site sure is Something Awful!" Well our next forum sure is Bullshit! Heh, heh, eh...
Rape victims, just harden the hell up and have that bastard rape child!
If it's a moral wrong I don't want to be moral right!
481 million women can't be wrong!
I prefer not to wear condoms.
Because they'll get it back in return. Duh.
I don't think you know what a haiku is, bro.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
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