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Rape victims, just harden the hell up and have that bastard rape child!


If it's a moral wrong I don't want to be moral right!


481 million women can't be wrong!


I prefer not to wear condoms.


Because they'll get it back in return. Duh.


I don't think you know what a haiku is, bro.

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