When people want to criticize Something Awful they usually say, "That site sure is Something Awful!" Well our next forum sure is Bullshit! Heh, heh, eh...
Rape victims, just harden the hell up and have that bastard rape child!
If it's a moral wrong I don't want to be moral right!
481 million women can't be wrong!
I prefer not to wear condoms.
Because they'll get it back in return. Duh.
I don't think you know what a haiku is, bro.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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