Daniel Radcliffe recently got naked and starred in a play where he has to fuck a horse or something. Here is just some of the Harry Potter fan reaction.

Talk about overthinking it. Jesus, it's just a fictional bird.

Just so you know, spoilers never ruined Hemmingway.

Introduction forums really make you feel welcomed. It's good to get to know the hundreds of millions of people on the Internet one by one.

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