Heh, I get it. That's clever!

Fun fact: There has never been a Jewish headmaster at Hogwarts. Even in the wizard world anti-Semitism runs rampant.

Hi I'm a Harry Potter fan and I'm getting really angry about what other people are saying about a fictional character. Rarghh!

Harry Potter fans come in all shapes and sizes, from teenager who has never been within 2 feet of a hairbrush to...


would you let him... rape u???... lol

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