Give it some Xanax and it'll be fine.
The phone number probably belongs to somebody else by now since she's, you know, dead and all.
Remember when you were a kid and you went on Big Thunder and it said, "Hold on to your hats and glasses because this is the wildest ride in the wilderness!" This post is sort of like that.
Hahaha you got screwed.
YO QUIRO TACO BELL YOU REMEMBER WHEN THAT FAGGOT DOG SAID THAT SHIT? HAHAHAHAHAHA
GOD I LOVE DRUGS
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