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Emoticons are pretty important on the internet. Some people can't describe how they are feeling without them. We call these people "social rejects".

One oversight Howard Stern made before he opened his forum is that he forgot forty percent of his audience can't read. But don't feel too bad, I'm not sure that anybody in Something Awful's audience can read either.

I do a cartwheel while shitting.

I don't know about any of that but I do know Artie can turn me on anyday. Woooo!

Oh "MashingMeatloaf" is there any animal you won't sexually molest?

Who the fuck are "Don and Mike" and why do we give a shit?

Howard's biggest fan.

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