In a way, you're the rude one, for making me laugh. So I don't feel bad, is what I'm saying, about the laughing and the rudeness.
Some things we're all better off not knowing.
"MeatFlower here with a few tips about dating abroad." "Dating a broad? hahaa" "Try to be a little classy, please."
No responses? Hmm, I wonder what that means. Maybe I should message everyone individually, to find out why they didn't respond. No one has responded to those yet either. I wonder why not! Maybe I'll message them again.
Skipping to the end ... and ... No, next question.
Depressing violins, depressing violins, comedy kazoo.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.