This is the saddest staging of It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown I've ever seen.

"Life isn't about butthole pleasures." "Hmmm, maybe you could phrase that a little more delicately? How about starting off with a classy quote?" "Good idea, I found a perfect one from Epicurus! ... Now, about butthole pleasures "

Wait until this guy hears about the Dutch boy who put his finger in the dike.

Sounds like somebody likes going Dutch.


ALL CAPS IS A GOOD START!!!

guys i think we're getting a little off-track.

A 40 Year Old Virgin message board success story.

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