This is the saddest staging of It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown I've ever seen.
"Life isn't about butthole pleasures." "Hmmm, maybe you could phrase that a little more delicately? How about starting off with a classy quote?" "Good idea, I found a perfect one from Epicurus! ... Now, about butthole pleasures "
Wait until this guy hears about the Dutch boy who put his finger in the dike.
Sounds like somebody likes going Dutch.
ALL CAPS IS A GOOD START!!!
guys i think we're getting a little off-track.
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