With a name like "dude696969692003" you can be sure he knows what he's talking about.
I've won the internet!
Spend 300 dollars for a gay Italian man to rub his hands through your hair.
I liked this movie when it was called Sleepless in Seattle.
I can't believe you said that!
But she's not American...
I've actually seen this film and it's really good. I was surprised I enjoyed it so much considering this stupid bitch enjoys it as well.
First the bath houses of San Francisco, then the world!
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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