With a name like "dude696969692003" you can be sure he knows what he's talking about.

I've won the internet!

Spend 300 dollars for a gay Italian man to rub his hands through your hair.

I liked this movie when it was called Sleepless in Seattle.

I can't believe you said that!

But she's not American...

I've actually seen this film and it's really good. I was surprised I enjoyed it so much considering this stupid bitch enjoys it as well.

First the bath houses of San Francisco, then the world!

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