If you post more than twice and you aren't getting any replies, then take it as a sign and stop posting.
I knew a kid who wrote emails to Dominque Moceanu in notepad and wondered why he never got a reply.
Is it from Star Wars?
The Weekend at Bernie's movies are really the low point of American cinema. No joke here folks. Just telling it like it is.
I hope he terminates the state debt goddamnitt.
I have a headache.
Yeah E! will be all over it.
The Lion King?
HAHAHA THAT WAS SO FUNNY.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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