If you post more than twice and you aren't getting any replies, then take it as a sign and stop posting.
I knew a kid who wrote emails to Dominque Moceanu in notepad and wondered why he never got a reply.
Is it from Star Wars?
The Weekend at Bernie's movies are really the low point of American cinema. No joke here folks. Just telling it like it is.
I hope he terminates the state debt goddamnitt.
I have a headache.
Yeah E! will be all over it.
The Lion King?
HAHAHA THAT WAS SO FUNNY.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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