If you post more than twice and you aren't getting any replies, then take it as a sign and stop posting.
I knew a kid who wrote emails to Dominque Moceanu in notepad and wondered why he never got a reply.
Is it from Star Wars?
The Weekend at Bernie's movies are really the low point of American cinema. No joke here folks. Just telling it like it is.
I hope he terminates the state debt goddamnitt.
I have a headache.
Yeah E! will be all over it.
The Lion King?
HAHAHA THAT WAS SO FUNNY.
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gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
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