If you post more than twice and you aren't getting any replies, then take it as a sign and stop posting.
I knew a kid who wrote emails to Dominque Moceanu in notepad and wondered why he never got a reply.
Is it from Star Wars?
The Weekend at Bernie's movies are really the low point of American cinema. No joke here folks. Just telling it like it is.
I hope he terminates the state debt goddamnitt.
I have a headache.
Yeah E! will be all over it.
The Lion King?
HAHAHA THAT WAS SO FUNNY.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.