The virus that causes AIDS naturally occurs in the homosexual blood stream. You can catch HIV by looking at, touching, or otherwise thinking about gay people.
I personally like to try a lot of different types of semen before I commit to just one brand. I'll take a sip and swish it around in my mouth, like a wine connoisseur. I'd found that Asians rich with a diet of rice and soy have liter for liter the best tasting sperm on the market.
THE ROTATING TESTICLE OF DOOM WILL DEVOUR US ALL!
I'm gonna piss on you.
A note to all the men out there: women don't like anal sex. No matter how much you want to believe those sluts in the pornos you jerk off to love it, they are just pretending. Men have this thing called a prostate which for some reason or another makes anal stimulation feel incredible. Women don't have this. The more you know...
No words, folks. No words.
It doesn't taste bad unless the woman doesn't shower. Just don't get that stuff in your eye. I learned the hard way.
Okay. Here's what you do. Unplug the computer. Kill yourself. Hurry before it's too late!
Oh webmaster you're so crazy!
Can you figure out which clickbait headlines are a gross parody of journalism itself, and which are fake?
Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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