Talk Sex with Sue Johanson

The front page of Talk Sex with Sue Johanson states, "Sue Johanson never views this board and will not respond to questions addressed to her." I don't blame her!

Well what a shitty advice site then. What DO you answer?

Mommy is my penis too small?

You're never too young to start masturbating. I was jerking off on my way to the egg.

Just take a shower. I don't see how it's so complicated.

I'm glad that semen is Atkins friendly.

As if getting to the doctor wasn't an obvious thing to do.

Nothing to worry about. Call me when it turns yellow.

It might mean you need to take a shower. I'm no expert like this Sue Johanson though.

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