TV on DVD. Bottled water must have sounded like a stupid idea at first, too. The rest is history.

You've probably heard of the ugly guy, hot wife rule on television. Well Alf took it a step further and created the ugly son, hot daughter rule. What a pioneering show.

If McCain could have had just 7 more minutes devoted to him on Brian William's newscast, he could have won it all. Damn you Brian Williams.

This post hearkens back to a time when TV was more innocent. "Breast and thighs" was as edgy as it got. Today the modern version of this episode would go something like, "HER ASS, BRO. I LIKE TO FUCK HER ASSHOLE."

Saturday Night Live for babby.

She scored amazingly well with the pedo demographic. Now you know.

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