TV on DVD. Bottled water must have sounded like a stupid idea at first, too. The rest is history.


You've probably heard of the ugly guy, hot wife rule on television. Well Alf took it a step further and created the ugly son, hot daughter rule. What a pioneering show.


If McCain could have had just 7 more minutes devoted to him on Brian William's newscast, he could have won it all. Damn you Brian Williams.


This post hearkens back to a time when TV was more innocent. "Breast and thighs" was as edgy as it got. Today the modern version of this episode would go something like, "HER ASS, BRO. I LIKE TO FUCK HER ASSHOLE."


Saturday Night Live for babby.


She scored amazingly well with the pedo demographic. Now you know.


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