In a down economy the bullshit industry thrives.


Did you really think we were going to get through this forum without seeing some posts about reptilians?


Let's just assume for a second that he's not a vampire, and maybe he's just an asshole? I don't know, it's a wild guess.


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A little population control is a small price to pay for how cool chemtrails look sometimes.


WHAT A SURPRISE.


Someone call animal control.


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