I've seen better owl fan fiction.
What if... the Matrix was about owls?
Hey, get that crap off of here. This is owl country!
Businesses put owl statues on their buildings to attract the lucrative "owl fan" demographic.
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Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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