I've seen better owl fan fiction.
What if... the Matrix was about owls?
Hey, get that crap off of here. This is owl country!
Businesses put owl statues on their buildings to attract the lucrative "owl fan" demographic.
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Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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