I've seen better owl fan fiction.
What if... the Matrix was about owls?
Hey, get that crap off of here. This is owl country!
Businesses put owl statues on their buildings to attract the lucrative "owl fan" demographic.
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Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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