Get your rocks off at this forum about magic stones that keep away chemtrails and make you post insane rantings on the Internet.

Okay, let's see what this wacky site is about then.



This is how a warrior fights back. A warrior with a kitten avatar.


Not only is she cured of Alzheimer's, but she can now remember things that other people forgot!


You can get better results with massive amounts of crack cocaine, man. There's a rock that doesn't disappoint.


Just run them through the dishwasher I guess. I don't know.


Atlanta, just another place I will never visit.


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