Another forum full of people who will never ever get laid unless it's with the equally hideous beasts they post with.
Even the tickle fetish posters were creeped out by you.
"And then she never spoke to me again."
This event never occurred of course.
What the fuck is this guy asking again?
This guy watches the Cartoon Network while masturbating furiously.
I wish we could throw you off the internet.
What a lively bunch.
Tickle torture, the gateway to violent rape.
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I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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