Another forum full of people who will never ever get laid unless it's with the equally hideous beasts they post with.
Even the tickle fetish posters were creeped out by you.
"And then she never spoke to me again."
This event never occurred of course.
What the fuck is this guy asking again?
This guy watches the Cartoon Network while masturbating furiously.
I wish we could throw you off the internet.
What a lively bunch.
Tickle torture, the gateway to violent rape.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
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Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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