Oh boy here it comes. MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS.

AGH!!!!

URGH!!!

Oh god they have reinforcements.

AHHHH!!! MAN DOWN!! MAN DOWN!!

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Never forget the day the Power Puff Girls destroyed the World Trade Center.

Screw you guys, I'm going home.

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