No, and I'm glad.
Please read my new pamphlet, "So you're attracted to rapists..."
My name is shitty, shitty poster.
If this is the most pressing issue in your life then I truly am jealous.
Here's the business card of a good therapist that I know of. Mention me and pay 25 percent more!
Can someone draw me as a ball of twine?
Yeah, he has a good point.
Television doesn't influence children. It influences stupid children.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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