No, and I'm glad.

Please read my new pamphlet, "So you're attracted to rapists..."

My name is shitty, shitty poster.

If this is the most pressing issue in your life then I truly am jealous.

Here's the business card of a good therapist that I know of. Mention me and pay 25 percent more!

Can someone draw me as a ball of twine?

Yeah, he has a good point.

Television doesn't influence children. It influences stupid children.

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