No, and I'm glad.
Please read my new pamphlet, "So you're attracted to rapists..."
My name is shitty, shitty poster.
If this is the most pressing issue in your life then I truly am jealous.
Here's the business card of a good therapist that I know of. Mention me and pay 25 percent more!
Can someone draw me as a ball of twine?
Yeah, he has a good point.
Television doesn't influence children. It influences stupid children.
If you get these jokes, you KNOW you're smart!
"For all my education, accomplishments, and so-called wisdom, I can't fathom my own datajack."
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