No, and I'm glad.
Please read my new pamphlet, "So you're attracted to rapists..."
My name is shitty, shitty poster.
If this is the most pressing issue in your life then I truly am jealous.
Here's the business card of a good therapist that I know of. Mention me and pay 25 percent more!
Can someone draw me as a ball of twine?
Yeah, he has a good point.
Television doesn't influence children. It influences stupid children.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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