You can do a lot of screwing when you are missing a leg.
Soda posts in every single thread on this forum. He's awesome. I wish we had a poster like him at Something Awful.
Soda gives the most inspirational advice.
Use your mouth, I guess.
Oh yeah, everyone on this forum is freakin' obsessed with astrology. I guess that's what happens when you not only sit in front of a computer all day, but you can't physically NOT sit in front of a computer all day.
You think about a lot of crazy thoughts sittin' there in that wheelchair man.
No, but it makes for some entertaining forum posts.
Oh no! Someone is using the Internet for what it was intended for! Hello, police? SOMEONE IS MESSAGING ME ON YAHOO!!! SEND OVER AN OFFICER RIGHT AWAY.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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