Source: Obese cashier jockey at GameCrazy.

But that doesn't explain why you're stupid.

If there's anything Nintendo fans love more it's buying the same console but in a different color.

She wasn't happy for the Naruto headband, she just needed to take a dump really bad.


Because you are 13.

MR_NICEGUY isn't very nice!

7 seconds, or what ZYGER said.

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