I had this exact problem in high school as well except it wasn't a girl and it was a teacher.

There you have it. Dogs, yes. Hamsters, no. END OF STORY.

I think Krystal is a character from Star Fox Adventures and every furry's dreamgirl.

Stop doing drugs. Or do more drugs I don't know.

Thanks for this lesson in business.

He shouldn't talk to his mom for a month? But how is he going to get her to drive him to his girlfriend's house so he can clumsily finger her while she fakes what she thinks an orgasm should look like before she gives him a sloppy blowjob??? YOUNG LOVE.

Collecting nerd shit: my anti-drug.

Well when you're 53 it's about damn time.

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