I had this exact problem in high school as well except it wasn't a girl and it was a teacher.
There you have it. Dogs, yes. Hamsters, no. END OF STORY.
I think Krystal is a character from Star Fox Adventures and every furry's dreamgirl.
Stop doing drugs. Or do more drugs I don't know.
Thanks for this lesson in business.
He shouldn't talk to his mom for a month? But how is he going to get her to drive him to his girlfriend's house so he can clumsily finger her while she fakes what she thinks an orgasm should look like before she gives him a sloppy blowjob??? YOUNG LOVE.
Collecting nerd shit: my anti-drug.
Well when you're 53 it's about damn time.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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