Generic reply to a bad web comic: At least it's better than Penny Arcade!

We didn't include the entire fanfic, but I think there's a sex scene somewhere.

Quote of the year: "i dont think it pwns"

What the hell is this?

During home school recess you get to post on the Internet.

When your friend dialed 911 it tied up the lines and seven people died.

PSYCHOPICKLE tells it like it is.

All I know is that it's not going to be either that.

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