Stop going to school naked.

That's just your cream filling.

Hey, I don't know about any of that, but you have fun with the great life you got going there.

You're a goon.

Oh God oh god oh god oh god oh god.

Don't feel bad. Chicks can say they are on their period and get out of P.E. I always wondered why some girls had year long periods.

Kick him in the balls I guess. That's what my mom told me when guys bothered me.

My cat had this and we took him to the vet. My advice is to go to the vet.

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