Stop going to school naked.
That's just your cream filling.
Hey, I don't know about any of that, but you have fun with the great life you got going there.
You're a goon.
Oh God oh god oh god oh god oh god.
Don't feel bad. Chicks can say they are on their period and get out of P.E. I always wondered why some girls had year long periods.
Kick him in the balls I guess. That's what my mom told me when guys bothered me.
My cat had this and we took him to the vet. My advice is to go to the vet.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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