Please don't find me.

Helping women have orgasms? Let's not get too crazy here.

He's a goon.

Call the police. This is a very serious crime.

If you have to ask if you are losing your mind then you probably are.

Become a passive aggressive faggot and vote their threads 1.

I don't know. Tell the vice principle I guess.

Ann Landers has a column about this.

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