I hear ya. A piss not puddled is a piss not worth taking!
Simply brilliant good sir!
I'm trying to picture this in my head but the mechanics of the whole thing just don't work.
So then I was thinking on this some more, and what if she shot the fish with that powerful jet of piss and this somehow helped her to win the tournament. It all makes sense really.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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