I hear ya. A piss not puddled is a piss not worth taking!
Simply brilliant good sir!
I'm trying to picture this in my head but the mechanics of the whole thing just don't work.
So then I was thinking on this some more, and what if she shot the fish with that powerful jet of piss and this somehow helped her to win the tournament. It all makes sense really.
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
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