E) Piss on the floor outside of the shower and then comedically slip and fall in my puddle of piss upon exiting the shower.
Awww. Young couples in love brings a smile to my piss-drenched face.
Gentlemen, Piss Connoisseur Club is now in session.
Pee in the butt is the greatest kind of pee.
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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