E) Piss on the floor outside of the shower and then comedically slip and fall in my puddle of piss upon exiting the shower.

Awww. Young couples in love brings a smile to my piss-drenched face.

Gentlemen, Piss Connoisseur Club is now in session.

Pee in the butt is the greatest kind of pee.

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