E) Piss on the floor outside of the shower and then comedically slip and fall in my puddle of piss upon exiting the shower.
Awww. Young couples in love brings a smile to my piss-drenched face.
Gentlemen, Piss Connoisseur Club is now in session.
Pee in the butt is the greatest kind of pee.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
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