E) Piss on the floor outside of the shower and then comedically slip and fall in my puddle of piss upon exiting the shower.
Awww. Young couples in love brings a smile to my piss-drenched face.
Gentlemen, Piss Connoisseur Club is now in session.
Pee in the butt is the greatest kind of pee.
Now with the sun and the warmth and the generally pleasant atmosphere, you can no longer blame the weather for why you've spent the last sixteen hours sitting inside. You'll need to stay on your toes if you want to stay in your chair.
This tuna ain't working, bro, and this gross hot dog needs a one way trip to go live on your uncle's Flavor Farm.
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