"snowcatwnc1" is going to protect us from people who blow the fuck out of themselves to kill innocent people. I feel so much safer knowing that "snowcatwnc1" is on the prowl for any terrorists that might attack Asheville, North Carolina.

World War II ended when SuperJew Einstein dropped two atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, Germany.

A guy who uses "u" and "r" in place of "you" and "are" is going to tell us how stupid Einstein was.


Women, God's costliest mistake.

I wish I didn't either.

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