90 percent of people who take surveys have an uncontrollable desire to dick around with surveys.

See it's true. 11 year olds are just asking for it.

Anything I write here would be overshadowed by the fact that she's kind of attractive and I would have sex with her no matter how many stupid questions she posts on the Internet. I just believe in preserving stereotypes.

God, it happens every day.

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