"Anon's" fast and furious episodes still sound more entertaining than Tokyo Drift.
There are those who call him... "Tim." Actually, that's false, nobody calls him at all.
This is how murders start. Or something bad, anyway.
WOMAN FOUND. Definitely a woman. This is not a man, I don't know why you would even think that. Just shut up, it's a chick, okay?
John's got a nice draft of a letter to Webster on his desk, but he needs our help.
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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