"Anon's" fast and furious episodes still sound more entertaining than Tokyo Drift.
There are those who call him... "Tim." Actually, that's false, nobody calls him at all.
This is how murders start. Or something bad, anyway.
WOMAN FOUND. Definitely a woman. This is not a man, I don't know why you would even think that. Just shut up, it's a chick, okay?
John's got a nice draft of a letter to Webster on his desk, but he needs our help.
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.