Look around, my good fellow!! You're right in the middle of it!
You're weirding the poop forum people out, Jack.
It's only September but I am already having the worst Christmas ever.
Yes William, please tell everyone about what you're wearing while you take a shit in a plastic hut. This is all very exciting.
That doesn't sound like much of a friend, Robby.
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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