Look around, my good fellow!! You're right in the middle of it!

You're weirding the poop forum people out, Jack.

It's only September but I am already having the worst Christmas ever.

Yes William, please tell everyone about what you're wearing while you take a shit in a plastic hut. This is all very exciting.

That doesn't sound like much of a friend, Robby.

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