Everyone's multitasking these days. Now you can learn to dance while inciting gang violence.

Stuff your underwear with match heads.

They talk like they're cool, but I bet all of these guys look like Egon.

Does anyone here know how to do the Urkel dance?

I love that dance move.

Look into your heart and you'll make the right choice.

Over the past decades, billions upon billions of dollars have been spent on research, infrastructure and technology that enables basically anyone in the civilized world to have the entirety of human knowledge available to them right in their homes. butt_not_big wants to know how to best shake her ass.

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