Whoa dude, it totally looks like you're about to flip out and break the camera.
Bring it, I've got my debate team handbook and my hardcover 2003 Guide to "Yo Mama" Jokes.
You simply ain't shit unless your signature image can double as a desktop wallpaper.
Yeah hey your woman parts aren't a bucket of KFC.
All right, high five! Catch you on the flip side of a dumpster!
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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