Whoa dude, it totally looks like you're about to flip out and break the camera.

Hahahaha, gross.

Bring it, I've got my debate team handbook and my hardcover 2003 Guide to "Yo Mama" Jokes.

You simply ain't shit unless your signature image can double as a desktop wallpaper.

Yeah hey your woman parts aren't a bucket of KFC.

All right, high five! Catch you on the flip side of a dumpster!

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