Whoa dude, it totally looks like you're about to flip out and break the camera.
Bring it, I've got my debate team handbook and my hardcover 2003 Guide to "Yo Mama" Jokes.
You simply ain't shit unless your signature image can double as a desktop wallpaper.
Yeah hey your woman parts aren't a bucket of KFC.
All right, high five! Catch you on the flip side of a dumpster!
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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