Do people really respond to these personal ads? I mean actual people, not just fat slobs and spam bots.

She made my job easier by insulting herself for me.

Something tells me that hiring a hooker is the only way this guy is going to get laid.

When student exchange programs go sour.

I ate my cum on my trip into outer space.

I can safely say these women are over 200 pounds.

So that's why the cat is always missing between 4:45 and 5:00.

I'd rather be playing Knights of the Old Republic than writing stupid captions but Lowtax won't let me out of the basement until I'm done.

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