Do people really respond to these personal ads? I mean actual people, not just fat slobs and spam bots.
She made my job easier by insulting herself for me.
Something tells me that hiring a hooker is the only way this guy is going to get laid.
When student exchange programs go sour.
I ate my cum on my trip into outer space.
I can safely say these women are over 200 pounds.
So that's why the cat is always missing between 4:45 and 5:00.
I'd rather be playing Knights of the Old Republic than writing stupid captions but Lowtax won't let me out of the basement until I'm done.
You ask how his day went and he responds, "Fine." Or, you ask what he's up to and he says, "Nothing."
Rock legend David Bowie has changed his identity with almost every album. Can you remember all these classic Bowie characters?
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