He also has an addiction to being a moron.

Presenting the Everquest Erotic Role-play forum.

Laughing online.

Statue fetish?!

The reason for legal murder.

Okay! That's it! I'm going to go play Knights of the Old Republic. Join us next week when our topic will be bus catastrophe disucssion forums. Fuck all ya'll!

Special thanks to my FYAD friends C-Mart, Devine, Nick Hexum, Almighty Bob, Wagon, Nomad, sqshyfish, Ben, ukr, Fireantz, Allanon858, Viceroy, Corn Left to You!, surrender, SenatorIvy, bbg, Shaner, Epic Proportions, vrunt, slub, azerban, Spechel EDD, for contributing to this report. Without these beautiful men I wouldn't be the woman I am today.

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