Excuse me old lady, can you change my soaked diaper while I have this huge erection. I hope this arm sling helps to convince you.
Alright. Who shit bananas on the wall again?
Just what the conservatives need right now to boost their image.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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