Fisting? Child's play. I can get a whole football in there.

There's a lot of USA bashing on Feminine.co.uk. That's pretty funny after the last 23 images you've just seen!

I can judge because I too was a teen mom.

She went in crazy and came out a whole new kind of crazy.

Talk about an overreaction.

The environmentalist's mortal enemy is the cold.

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