Haha she asked for a C but the guy was all, "No I think I'll go bigger." What the hell?

She posted this while clutching a knife.

I have a fantasy where I get horny!

Oh that's what that was.

Sadly the sightseeing business never got off the ground.

I got glicoma too.

My dad always told me, "Women who really want to have sex are big and fat." Sad but true.

I have a thunderstorm fetish.

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