Haha she asked for a C but the guy was all, "No I think I'll go bigger." What the hell?
She posted this while clutching a knife.
I have a fantasy where I get horny!
Oh that's what that was.
Sadly the sightseeing business never got off the ground.
I got glicoma too.
My dad always told me, "Women who really want to have sex are big and fat." Sad but true.
I have a thunderstorm fetish.
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Jeff Foxworthy has awakened to the new flesh to tell some redneck jokes.
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