Haha she asked for a C but the guy was all, "No I think I'll go bigger." What the hell?
She posted this while clutching a knife.
I have a fantasy where I get horny!
Oh that's what that was.
Sadly the sightseeing business never got off the ground.
I got glicoma too.
My dad always told me, "Women who really want to have sex are big and fat." Sad but true.
I have a thunderstorm fetish.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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