My fantasy is to have SEX.

I'm pretty sure this guy has jerked off for exactly 0 women and 600 dudes.

I can't take that bet.

Luckily for vampire fetishists women have a monthly supply.

Well have fun with that.

Your caps lock is on by the way.

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