My fantasy is to have SEX.
I'm pretty sure this guy has jerked off for exactly 0 women and 600 dudes.
I can't take that bet.
Luckily for vampire fetishists women have a monthly supply.
Well have fun with that.
Your caps lock is on by the way.
I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
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It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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