My fantasy is to have SEX.
I'm pretty sure this guy has jerked off for exactly 0 women and 600 dudes.
I can't take that bet.
Luckily for vampire fetishists women have a monthly supply.
Well have fun with that.
Your caps lock is on by the way.
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
Even the most fervent gun control advocate would admit that guns kill people, not other guns. We must become the guns we wish to see in the world.
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
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