Correct me if I'm wrong but I figure there is a pretty big difference between two consenting adults doing what they choose, and a 40-year-old man tricking some poor little kid into touching his horrible genitals.
All right, another human being whose existence I can rue.
Well, when you put it THAT way...
Legal or not, being aroused by cartoon children puts you easily in "downright fucking creep" territory.
For Kay this dream would be considered a nightmare.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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