Correct me if I'm wrong but I figure there is a pretty big difference between two consenting adults doing what they choose, and a 40-year-old man tricking some poor little kid into touching his horrible genitals.
All right, another human being whose existence I can rue.
Well, when you put it THAT way...
Legal or not, being aroused by cartoon children puts you easily in "downright fucking creep" territory.
For Kay this dream would be considered a nightmare.
What movies other than Rat Race could be improved by the surprising entrance of Smash Mouth?
How do employees stay safe at Alien Goop Storage Facility, The House of Unstable Floors and Vases Containing Fireballs, and (INARTICULATE PANICKED SCREAM)?
day 2: still working on the car
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