If you have at least one single shred of decency in your body, then you loathe pedophiles. That's just how it is. One of the very most despicable things a person could do is take advantage of a child. Last month, one of Livestock's Awful Links was tkGL, a site dedicated to the discussion of "girl-love," which, in a nutshell, allows pedophiles to pat each other on the back and reinforce their beliefs in a pedo-friendly environment. Read on if you'd like to be disgusted by reading thoughts from some of the lowest members of humanity.

Correct me if I'm wrong but I figure there is a pretty big difference between two consenting adults doing what they choose, and a 40-year-old man tricking some poor little kid into touching his horrible genitals.

All right, another human being whose existence I can rue.

Well, when you put it THAT way...

Legal or not, being aroused by cartoon children puts you easily in "downright fucking creep" territory.

For Kay this dream would be considered a nightmare.

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