Correct me if I'm wrong but I figure there is a pretty big difference between two consenting adults doing what they choose, and a 40-year-old man tricking some poor little kid into touching his horrible genitals.
All right, another human being whose existence I can rue.
Well, when you put it THAT way...
Legal or not, being aroused by cartoon children puts you easily in "downright fucking creep" territory.
For Kay this dream would be considered a nightmare.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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