I'm sure I've said it before, but I've never been as serious as right now when I say: The world would be much better off if this guy wasn't on it.
"Unity" is going to give his family the gift that keeps on giving. Years upon years of therapy.
Oh you naughty animated babes!!
I can only hope this "Thor" gets his own firsthand encounter with lightning sometime.
Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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