Why hasn't anyone written a poem about those GPS ankle bracelets yet?
Damn Hollywood fatcats!
Doesn't the fact that someone wrote a survival guide sort of hint that, hey, maybe this is not acceptable behavior?
Not only is "Electra13" a pedophile, he's a selfish one too.
"First dial 9, then 1, then 1 again."
Something Awful reviews the latest indie sensation that everyone says is good so of course it is.
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