Why hasn't anyone written a poem about those GPS ankle bracelets yet?
Damn Hollywood fatcats!
Doesn't the fact that someone wrote a survival guide sort of hint that, hey, maybe this is not acceptable behavior?
Not only is "Electra13" a pedophile, he's a selfish one too.
"First dial 9, then 1, then 1 again."
All the amazing predictions from The Simpsons that finally came true in 2016.
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
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