I like to imagine the "Ka-ching!!" was someone throwing a cash register at "ExBoyLover's" head.
Woah, yeah, what a weird coincidence.
What. In. The. Fuck?
This can't be happening.
Thank you "Siva" for encapsulating everything truly disgusting about your godforsaken website in one horrible post.
That's it, we're done, this is the end. I've had my fill of tkGL for this lifetime. Now I'm going to go lay down and try to forget everything. Thanks to my forum friends Dusz, Ty Peppar, Princess Lollipop, puffery, Space Chief, Shmorky, Chomper Island, Ozma, Craven Moorehead, Laser Soup, and Sireg.
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2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
He was ripped off for True Detective, now Thomas Ligotti is being asked to review Pizza Hut's new Hotdog Pizza Bites.
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