Phat Mass

Finally, the Catholic Church and hip-hop are together at last!

Thanks dawg. I be preachin' it up.

YO I BE PRAYIN' FOR YOU JGIRL.

Prayed.

This post isn't phat enough. Get the fuck out!

The best is crow's boogie.

Blessing lasts for at least 30 days or your money back!

I got the Padre Pio rookie card! I can't wait to show my friends!

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