This offends my puritan values!
Thanks for the link.
Wake up, wake up, it's the first of the month.
You've got to have some serious problems when you can't wait until you get home to masturbate. Jesus.
I be pregnant.
This is not my jury summons!
Can you figure out which clickbait headlines are a gross parody of journalism itself, and which are fake?
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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