This offends my puritan values!
Thanks for the link.
Wake up, wake up, it's the first of the month.
You've got to have some serious problems when you can't wait until you get home to masturbate. Jesus.
I be pregnant.
We clear up the BREXIT for confused Americans wondering why the global economy is collapsing this time.
BEEP! BOOP! ZAP! Video games aren't for my dad anymore! Because he's dead.
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