I love the way leather pinches my balls.

You went to spook somebody but it was you who got spooked!

"writters blocker"

Once the Ouija board told me to invest in saltine crackers and then the goddamn cracker industry imploded.

I'm going to do a forum on dead people and piss them off and we'll see what happens!

NO GO AWAY.

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