Hurry back "wolf," I need closure!

Hahaha, "who the heck was that?"

The ol' meat pants trick. Works every time.

This story has to be real because nobody would waste their time making something this stupid up, right? RIGHT?

Let the timestamps show "Kool" spent 2 1/2 hours on a Saturday night giving himself a wedgie. Suddenly I feel like a social Fabio.

Like a breath of fresh air. A wedgie story I can visualize in my mind without feeling like a dope.

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