America's Most Wanted
If I didn't know any better I'd assume America only wanted thugs.
Mom!! Grandpa thinks I'm a Vietcong again!
You fit in so well they might even let you on the show!
"gizmo1942" is the same kind of jackass that calls 911 when teenagers throw trash on their lawn.
You hear that? No more titty parties or "Spellsing2" will sic Jesus on you again!
Fucking loony-ass "Jenn" wants to know why her home was damaged by Katrina even though she doesn't fraternize with the disciples of Satan that the hurricane was supposed to wipe out. Thankfully we have "arthur1951" to bring some sense back into the conversation.
Trying to change history is a terrible mistake. Tearing down all of America's Hitler statues has left us confused about our nation's proud past.
Ask any cowboy and they'll tell you: The deadliest snake in the wild west is Lava-Filled Hole Shaped Exactly Like A Cowboy Silhouette
Ben Garrison's Cartoons are finally explained!
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