America's Most Wanted

If I didn't know any better I'd assume America only wanted thugs.

Mom!! Grandpa thinks I'm a Vietcong again!

You fit in so well they might even let you on the show!

"gizmo1942" is the same kind of jackass that calls 911 when teenagers throw trash on their lawn.

You hear that? No more titty parties or "Spellsing2" will sic Jesus on you again!

Fucking loony-ass "Jenn" wants to know why her home was damaged by Katrina even though she doesn't fraternize with the disciples of Satan that the hurricane was supposed to wipe out. Thankfully we have "arthur1951" to bring some sense back into the conversation.

hi syrup

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