America's Most Wanted
If I didn't know any better I'd assume America only wanted thugs.
Mom!! Grandpa thinks I'm a Vietcong again!
You fit in so well they might even let you on the show!
"gizmo1942" is the same kind of jackass that calls 911 when teenagers throw trash on their lawn.
You hear that? No more titty parties or "Spellsing2" will sic Jesus on you again!
Fucking loony-ass "Jenn" wants to know why her home was damaged by Katrina even though she doesn't fraternize with the disciples of Satan that the hurricane was supposed to wipe out. Thankfully we have "arthur1951" to bring some sense back into the conversation.
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The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
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