Is his crotch attached to the coffin? What the hell?
HOT STUFF COMIN' THROUGH
A good thing to say to a vegetarian women would be, "Shove this meat in your mouth, sweetheart!" and nod suggestively to your crotch then laugh all the way to the bank. I wouldn't actually do this but I would fantasize about doing it on the Internet.
I would ask this guy, if I saw him in real life, to do a backflip like the real Lara Croft and watch him break his neck.
It's going to get worse before it starts getting better.
I don't think we're going to have a good harvest this year, pop. The cows are giving sour milk.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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