Is his crotch attached to the coffin? What the hell?
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A good thing to say to a vegetarian women would be, "Shove this meat in your mouth, sweetheart!" and nod suggestively to your crotch then laugh all the way to the bank. I wouldn't actually do this but I would fantasize about doing it on the Internet.
I would ask this guy, if I saw him in real life, to do a backflip like the real Lara Croft and watch him break his neck.
It's going to get worse before it starts getting better.
I don't think we're going to have a good harvest this year, pop. The cows are giving sour milk.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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