Is his crotch attached to the coffin? What the hell?
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A good thing to say to a vegetarian women would be, "Shove this meat in your mouth, sweetheart!" and nod suggestively to your crotch then laugh all the way to the bank. I wouldn't actually do this but I would fantasize about doing it on the Internet.
I would ask this guy, if I saw him in real life, to do a backflip like the real Lara Croft and watch him break his neck.
It's going to get worse before it starts getting better.
I don't think we're going to have a good harvest this year, pop. The cows are giving sour milk.
Gentle Creature has awakened from his worries. Shhhh. He has gone to visit his gentle cousin who also wants to be President.
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