MY BRAWL COMMITMENTS. It's not like he has a job or anything.
The logic of GameFAQs posters is astounding.
I can't decide!
His first girlfriend is an automated script. Ah, young love.
After she kisses you she'll ask you for your credit card number. That's when you make your move.
Women can't rape men. That's impossible!
They won't have to dispose of the trees after New Years because they'll all be blown up by then. It's win-win.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
He was ripped off for True Detective, now Thomas Ligotti is being asked to review Pizza Hut's new Hotdog Pizza Bites.
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