Christmas pwns!

MY BRAWL COMMITMENTS. It's not like he has a job or anything.

The logic of GameFAQs posters is astounding.

I can't decide!

His first girlfriend is an automated script. Ah, young love.

After she kisses you she'll ask you for your credit card number. That's when you make your move.

Women can't rape men. That's impossible!

They won't have to dispose of the trees after New Years because they'll all be blown up by then. It's win-win.

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