MY BRAWL COMMITMENTS. It's not like he has a job or anything.
The logic of GameFAQs posters is astounding.
I can't decide!
His first girlfriend is an automated script. Ah, young love.
After she kisses you she'll ask you for your credit card number. That's when you make your move.
Women can't rape men. That's impossible!
They won't have to dispose of the trees after New Years because they'll all be blown up by then. It's win-win.
Trying to change history is a terrible mistake. Tearing down all of America's Hitler statues has left us confused about our nation's proud past.
Ask any cowboy and they'll tell you: The deadliest snake in the wild west is Lava-Filled Hole Shaped Exactly Like A Cowboy Silhouette
Ben Garrison's Cartoons are finally explained!
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