MY BRAWL COMMITMENTS. It's not like he has a job or anything.
The logic of GameFAQs posters is astounding.
I can't decide!
His first girlfriend is an automated script. Ah, young love.
After she kisses you she'll ask you for your credit card number. That's when you make your move.
Women can't rape men. That's impossible!
They won't have to dispose of the trees after New Years because they'll all be blown up by then. It's win-win.
We're not going to solve gun massacres with bad manners, people.
The guns are gone. Now what happens to all those paper targets? Don't tell me you forgot about the paper targets. The ones hanging from little clips on fancy clotheslines at shooting ranges. With no guns to destroy these legions of paper bastards, they go unchecked.
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
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