MY BRAWL COMMITMENTS. It's not like he has a job or anything.
The logic of GameFAQs posters is astounding.
I can't decide!
His first girlfriend is an automated script. Ah, young love.
After she kisses you she'll ask you for your credit card number. That's when you make your move.
Women can't rape men. That's impossible!
They won't have to dispose of the trees after New Years because they'll all be blown up by then. It's win-win.
One wizard thinks our President's magic control initiatives have gone too far.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
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