That hot Conehead daughter took a turn for the worse.
You can't make an exception to Mormon doctrine just because you happen to be a nerd with a Star Wars fetish.
A nice moment between your brother and you has now been turned into fodder for my stupid Internet column. Good job.
How do I report offensive images? Good God.
Oh God, I think I can almost see a brown stain...
Is that... my high school English teacher??? Oh Christ I think it might be!
Just thought I'd include a little somethin' for Lowtax in this one. Enjoy, buddy.
The next Charlie's Angels movie is going straight to to DVD.
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What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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