That hot Conehead daughter took a turn for the worse.
You can't make an exception to Mormon doctrine just because you happen to be a nerd with a Star Wars fetish.
A nice moment between your brother and you has now been turned into fodder for my stupid Internet column. Good job.
How do I report offensive images? Good God.
Oh God, I think I can almost see a brown stain...
Is that... my high school English teacher??? Oh Christ I think it might be!
Just thought I'd include a little somethin' for Lowtax in this one. Enjoy, buddy.
The next Charlie's Angels movie is going straight to to DVD.
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Our new drone will follow behind you in an extremely friendly manner and capture 4K video of your adventures, your friends, your time in the bathroom, and your heartbeat as you sleep.
IMDB user lists can be used to rank film buffs' favorite movies and creators. 90% of these lists have names like "My Harem" and "Far East Pleasures Karma Sutra Women of Beauty"
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